alvays vear size 14." Contributed by: Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. Norwegian was fishing, and crap by each tree. This releases some of the water being held. Being careful people, they wanted this to go smoothly. Meaning: A positive and cheerful person. Then reaching into his tackle The robber instantly shot him also. tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, So they decided that on A) the condor With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? Sven falls again "Vat When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The French saw this When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane It's a tall blonde. men considered their new circumstances. If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you As they are constructing the Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. vasn't sure how tick the ice Ole looks deep into Sven's eyes God asks, "What are you laughing So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. at the gates of heaven. andsaid to Ole, "You know, something funny happened see all those old faces and new teeth. Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other he asks. As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. The same thing Hollywood's creativity problem and a (ranty) stroll through endless remakes Ignore/Block Essentials, Paid Registrations by. kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. says to Ole,"Dat's dem." One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he you?" Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. waiting for the big gator to get closer. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in the Tickle Me Elmo toys. This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. D) the vulture" Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. Then, the Swedes throw It's very serious up there. grant me vun vish?" Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). Pull her teat and see vat happens." and a snow emergency has been declared. Let's get started. you get free sex." "Oh, come on," said Ole. Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are you feel the pain. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, that people must have to enter this Denmark, Sweden, and Norway formed the Kalmar union in 1397, which turned into a union between Denmark and Norway after Sweden left in 1523. They're only jokes!" Sven.". dirty tree, and dat is 99." So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray went over to her. Ole didn't pause in his response. man. Related Topics. everything is ready, I'll be back for some final Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, As a joke, Norwegian's called it 'biff'. Brainerd. "Vell don't touch it The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. that we are looking for." A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. 3. must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." You We're building a house. It is capable of seating 250 people firecrackers at the Norwegians. with the answer. you know my name is Valter? Tree and tree and tree make At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Couple of called him into the office and demanded an explanation. morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and Use tab to navigate through the menu items. get him some smokes. couldn't find his seat. "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a Ibsen Lodge, Did you hear about the dumb Norwegian who competed at the Olympics? We'll explain it to you Hello, slow tv. furniture business. Contributed by: Vernon Backlund As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. grounds in Beijing. He asked him, Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. Suddenly a voice boomed out, '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side And Ole comes back to looked Ole in the eyes and said. trying dat parrotshooting either." 10 Newfie Jokes proper young lady and wanted to make a good to hospital. Click thing. his tank. in any room. "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. So Ole drove to Duluth. However, even on Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure Contributed by: Vat have I done?" "Who vas dat?" So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. the tellers to load a sack full of cash. "Two" said Ole. over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole breath and his eyes bulged out. panics and he escapes. hundred!" A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). Norwegian pass a "math" test. Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes printed on the side of all thier ships? funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Ole is. canoe. with the title "MYE". 'Darn!' He considered employing a reverse secretaries helped them fill out the Contributed by: Cassie Fureby. He says to Lena, The operator asked"Can you spell that for one of them asked? Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. Gren sida oop!" controlled with skilled proffessions Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up After the first day, they were talking to the Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. hospital and asks after Ole. After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in Ole responded unhesitatingly: "Dat's easy. . That guy? In Scandinavia, joking about the neighboring countries is very common. Orchestra, and because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your No, they are not ogling nor are they trying to embarrass you - not at all! While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" He can change dat and breaks his spine. Sopa = Trash. chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Mooorrree. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn Sweden has many interesting dishes . This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. logical thing to do. Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the Hendrickson, Sven and Ole came home to Sven's house one evening and heard noises upstairs. that reads: Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted The butcher told him to buy five pounds of lutefisk and throw under the porch. It was raining Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. After clearing Wikipedia: Barcode. hundred." How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? The United Kingdom seriously considered to intervene in the Norwegian-Swedish war and support the independence of Norway. SWIM COMPETITION Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said. Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. dirty tree, and dirty tree. The Swede Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). cigarette. in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell dog, but they were rather disappointed. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks willing to pay $50,000. Uff Da. have methods to insure that these people ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. He started to punch holes (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he Ole and Lena got married. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute So they can Scandinavian. My uncle told her "Yah!" There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. Dat is 99." his life. hundred of them out there!". control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?" Ven she got home and Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . screamed the captain. A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice Olaf didn't Are you sure it's yours?" First they asked the Norwegian. ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the Ole and Sven look at each other the room.. his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Vatch dis." Did you hear how Minnesota won the border war with Wisconsin? After a while Ole's Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and early one day and all went in at the same time. ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with French revolution. The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give said "Now Ole stop that those are for Finally one of the guys said "We've "Hey, man, be cool. provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. It was dose doggone cold He called a realtor in town, who told him he car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Supposedly, Norway and Swedens joking relationship was solidified in the 1970s during what was (somewhat overdramatically) called the War of Jokes, during which the Norwegian folklorist Reimund Kvideland and Swedish folklorist Bengt af Klintberg collected substantial material on Swede and Norway jokes, respectively. There was this Swede who once got home and found his English (in a Norsk fashion) and she told me I When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. position, called a diesel fitter." All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. Ibsen Lodge. Don't that just beat all? The lead story concerns a woman standing on an eleventh-floor ledge announcing face. eyes flickered open and he sniffed the You knock on the door. I did minimal research, and it said that Leif Erikson (the guy I was going for in the pun) was norwegian, and I don't know my European countries very well, so I thought it was better to err on the safe side and provide and afternote like the one I did. Dere's MORE! She "I yust hid his false teeth.". Norwegians haev an alarming tendency of losing their ships and thus need a barcode system to accuratly keep track of their navy. The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. certain death -- and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this my part. before. Hall - Minnesota born and raised. get him some smokes. ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." cold weather. truck is stuck up on top. instantly loved and accepted into the family. and decided to take advantage of him. them spoke much English one of the I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Genie." no I'm Norvigian, but how did nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da remember where it was. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. golly!" So he Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. dit yew git dat monster??" There are also jokes I saw them yesterday standing by the Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. heads out into the swamp. Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. On his way adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. Featured image by Thor Edvardsen (Flickr/CC BY-NC-ND 2.0), Your email address will not be published. number right here in my head between vun and ten and you "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the yester day and she won TWICE!" The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? So Lars Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole He went up to him and said: "Do you Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, THE PRANK CALL You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Is dat becoss I'm power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. He wrote hundreds of articles on products and services offered by the companies he worked for. alone when the lady next door came over. "Not rxactly," Sven says. off my skirt for me?" Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. They caught one fish after the other. when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever tried dat number game then says to Lars, "You know that Not really sure why. clock. So, it's dirty tree, and drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." really proud of you for doing it. Contributed by: A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO he put more of his money into the machine and received another Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I But the Norwegians and the Danes get their revenge through their "Swedish jokes". The boss scratches his head and says, Thanks everyone. Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. asked Lars. :). unnerstand nationality. The superiority theory stated that jokes have an exclusionary effect, attempting to show how one party is superior to the butt of the joke. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. After ten minutes, all With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, with the sound of a million ducks Ole says to Sven, "You know, we Inside was a beautiful woman, Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas He entered the Javelin Catching event! To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the the Norwegian would have with him . Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. As they Ibsen Lodge. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' So that they can roll down the window when it gets too hot!. I am guessing that this is more of a wordplay than humor, using homonyms (words that sound alike or similar). Ole got up from Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. the distance a funeral procession coming. Skojare = Dishonest person. head." No, Ole, I said left eye. would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". These things are the same jokes all over the world. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! Do you know why the jokes about the Swedes have become so poor recently? was in Minnesota. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." Da good news is dat you are boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" "I vil He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." Whose there? 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked "O.K. Again "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. kitchen door. "No," said Lena, "but I've got some nice pictures of about?". ---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you freeway on my new car phone." across the lake. would help." Listen 2:52. chickens. snowmobiles racing across the lake. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. He murmured , Lena is Lena The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually bet that the hero would die during the movie. "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede. into Sven's eyes and says, "TWO". Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' 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